Silly, silly spam
I keep getting spam from some company that wants to sell me medical equipment. Here is what I told them: I am a writer. Why would I want to buy MRI machines? Let me make a suggestion. Take your head. Put it into one of your MRIs. Look at the results. Do you see a brain? Is it full of holes?
I am busy fielding messages from all of my Nigerian friends who want to tell me how beloved I am. I also have to weed out all of the promises to enlarge my penis, which is quite a trick since they’d have to start with nothing. I don’t have time to read your sales brochures for MRIs and other nonsense.
Please go away.
